From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Things found up a...

[Kibo meditates upon the "Subject:" line above.  His eyes glaze over, a
result of his Bad Game-Show Addiction.]

Soupy Sales: "A gerbil.  Nine Cadbury's chocolate eggs.  A Sprite
bottle.  A flashlight.  A shot glass..."

Dippy Contestant: "Things that start with 'N'?"

Soupy Sales: "A hamster.  A vibrator.  A rectal thermometer..."

Dippy Contestant: "Things found in a hair salon?  Things Roseanne Barr
would eat?  Things found up a rectum!"

(a bell rings and Dippy Contestant jumps up and down screaming.  Dick
Clark and His Hair walk over to present the check for $25,000.)

                   THE CURSE OF THE $25,000 PYRAMID

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James "Kibo" Parry      kibo@world.std.com    Independent graphic designer
271 Dartmouth St. #3D                         (specialty: logos & corporate
Boston, MA 02116          (617) 262-3922      identities) and type designer.